Artist: Blue Fringe
On my way downtown
I ran into a friend of mine
She asked, 'Are you dating anyone now?'
And I replied with much dismay
I think that I can safely say
I'm the only one in the whole entire orthodox community,
My age, not engaged, or dating now.
She said, 'How come?'
Do you wanna get set up?
Do you have someone in mind?
I shrugged my shoulders, said, 'I really dont got one.'
She said, 'Dont worry cuz I will be your shadchan.'
So she called up her friend and she told her all about me.
Did she decline?
Didnt she mind?
I dont think so.
Does she wear pants?
I'm not sure.
Does she shake men's hands?
Let me update.
I got set up on Monday
We went on the shidduch date on Tuesday
We had the l'chayim by Wednesday
Only simchas Thursday and Friday and Shabbos, the wedding's on Sunday.
Sheva berachot Monday
More sheva berachot on Tuesday
We've got sheva berachot on Wednesday, sheva berachot Thursday and Friday and Shabbos,
Move to teaneck on Sunday.